The Native Act with a nod to Doctor Doom

My response to #Trump's new immigration bill: the #NativeAct. Just make it simple--everybody has to leave except the Native Americans.

We are all taking jobs away from hard working Native Americans. Everybody out. You, too, Whitey; go back to Europe. This includes Donald Trump.

Part of the Act would stipulate Trump gets to run San Marino or somewhere else that's really small and landlocked. You know, a tiny place where he could do the least harm and feel like he's a real dictator, for example, Doctor Doom in Latveria.

All the U.S. Trump properties will be ceded to Native American tribes in the regions they are located. Any Mohicans still out there? You get Trump Tower! Hey, Seminoles, you thought owning the Hard Rock chain was awesome. How about Mar-a-Lago?

I think this will pass Congress with a super majority. Everybody leaves, Native Americans get their ancestral lands back, and the only Trail of Tears will be from the whining of White Supremacists and conservative talk show hosts.

I'm packing my bags now, preferably where I can get social health care. Let's go true Native today!